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an acronym associated with a female who is flat or small chested:

F orever
L acking
A ny
T its
Dude bail, she's F.L.A.T.
F.L.A.T by thecamel33 October 22, 2014
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F.L.A.T. 

F.L.A.T. is an acronym to describe the human specimen. F.L.A.T. stands for "Forever Lacking Any Tits". Typically used to describe the female gender.
"Bro, what's up with that F.L.A.T girl over there?"

"You're so F.L.A.T. I almost mistook you for a superflat minecraft world 💀"
F.L.A.T. by Vainge June 8, 2022

H.F.L.A.T 

also called HFLAT is an acronym that is used when trying to describe a females appearance. H= hair, F=face, L=legs, A=ass,T=tits. you rate all of these categories from 1-10 and then divide by 5, and that's her mean rating.
okay, the blonde at our twelve H.F.L.A.T scale GO H=7 f=8 L=10 A=6 T=8 H.F.L.A.T total=7.8. not bad at all
H.F.L.A.T by MrMcTitties January 13, 2015

F.L.O.A.T 

Person 1: “Remember that girl Lily?”
Person 2: “Yeah she’s the biggest F.L.O.A.T in the school dawg.”
F.L.O.A.T by Linkmon69 April 29, 2019

F.L.O.A.T. 

The new Bugatti is now my F.L.O.A.T.!
F.L.O.A.T. by bachnwillus September 1, 2018

H.T.A.F.L. 

NBA Youngboy’s song title “HTAFL” means “Happiness Took Away For Life.”
Man my H.T.A.F.L.
Have you heard Youngboy’s new song HTAFL?
H.T.A.F.L. by itsray January 22, 2023

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!
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