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A Non-Racist group composed entirely of members not averse to blowing on hard brass. To be a member one must apply and receive your Klan name. Our initiation includes Gerbil-Asstastic rites and other unmentionable acts. Much love to our members

FuckFace, CockFace, BitchFace, BastardFace, CumFAce,
The F.K.K is the shizzle and bust a cap in the ass of the Anti-F.K.K
F.K.K by April, Aleigh, y Kelsey December 11, 2008
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Bump ‘n F**k 

The pay-by -the-hour type motel where you don’t really wanna be caught dead and are also slightly terrified might have at least one contagious disease on any given surface...still, you find yourself frequenting this type of establishment when the urge you feel and itch you need to scratch to turn up and have a quickie must be scratched.
‘See you at the ‘bump ‘n f**k’ in an hour...don’t forget to bring cash and your ID!! ....And possibly some antibiotics!!!”

Don't f**k with cats 

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.
A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday) 

Acronym used to decribe the feeling of waking up on Monday morning. Sort of how TGIF explains the feeling of how wonderful it is to be Friday. OFIM gives the opposite feeling for Monday
Used on social networking sites: UGH!!! OFIM, I just woke up and realized OFIM, OFIM (oh f**k it's Monday)

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
f.k.a. means, Formerly known as.
f.k.a. by Get a life... September 19, 2009

f**k sh*t up 

how does he always f**k sh*t up.
f**k sh*t up by DJ Herpes May 30, 2006