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Text and IM speak for "Figure It Out".
Chelsea: "OMG!!! How do you make the car go vrooom!!??"
Zoe: " Wow Chelsea, F.I.O why don't ya!!"
F.I.O by WONDEROO!! June 30, 2008
Words you can keep
Food Induced Orgasm
The picture of crab cakes on the menu gave me an F.I.O.
F.I.O by Jaelen Sisera July 11, 2019
The definition for F.I.O. is Fart It Off. First known use in 1963 in Colorado. When a situation emerges over which you have little reasonable control just Fart It Off.
When my boss decided to chew my butt today for no good reason I decided to just F.I.O. and do my job.
F.I.O. by Bill Mahan May 25, 2008
Figure it out, stupid. The go to reply for a dumb question.
Jeff: Hey, how do I hold all of these rubber bands?
Michelle: F.I.O.S

F.I.O.F.O 

F it
I n
O r
F uck
O ff
Some people around here need to F.I.O.F.O !
F.I.O.F.O by Magician May 19, 2006

R.F.I.O. 

Stands for:

Radical Forgiveness Is Orgasmic.

A phrase that comes indirectly through interpretation of the King of kings, Jesus (or Yeshua in his native tongue). The phrase and mnemonic help us to remember that when we start getting negative or becoming hating-ass drainbow bitch-mades; there is an ever-present and readily available love/forgiveness that pre-dates the universe.

When this forgiveness is digested and absorbed into the 3 B’s: (brain, bowels, and balls (ovaries or testes)), the orgasmic power and pleasure is on a level so incredibly high that everyone in the vicinity better get ready for a loud night of moaning and shaking bed-frames; because it just be like that.

God bless!
Example 1)
Person 1: Did you hear that old lady Tabitha next door singing and moaning all night last night?

Person 2: Yeah I did. I guess she must’ve forgiven that cranky old husband of hers. She musta been feeling God’s energy last night. R.F.I.O. Ya digg?

Person 1: Absolutely.

Example 2)
Person 1: What’s up with all this craziness happening in the middle east?

Person 2: Not sure, people turnt up and be tripping though; no capacity to forgive. Somebody better let them know R.F.I.O.

Person 1: Most def. R.F.I.O. bro.
R.F.I.O. by BanditLifestyle91 October 15, 2023

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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