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F/S/T

For Sale or Trade

Used very commonly in the paintball community to advertise items on the internet one would like to either sell or trade.
***'06 Ego with Virtue Board F/S/T***
by Crazydriver84 December 6, 2006
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A_F_S_T_A_B

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.
by troubledemon February 12, 2010
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G.D.F.S.T.I.H.S!

(God damn fucking snipers, this is horse shit!)
A term usually said when one is playing Call of Duty and continually gets snipped
"Tim was G.D.F.S.T.I.H.S! all night dude. I think he broke his TV.
by D3M0N1Z3R87 February 27, 2011
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F.A.S.T.

Fucking ask someone twat!

Origin: Hat Films

popular acronym with the three chaps.
Geoff: Hey guys, you know where I can get some booze?
Derell: F.A.S.T. nigga.
Geoff: What?
Derell: Fucking ask someone twat!
by Anonymous Haater October 12, 2013
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F/A/S/T

Used in certain "Right Leaning" political groups online. Deceptively not an acronym, the meaning literally is to go faster because one wishes to accelerate to the inevitable "Collapse". After which comes the rebuilding of the traditional structures of society (but with technology and spirituality/magic perfectly integrated).

Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.
Bruh did you read the manifesto of the recent school shooter? It was F/A/S/T as F*ck!
by Captainwillies December 16, 2019
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F.A.S.T system

How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system):

1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.

2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)

3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"

4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.

Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins

Girls with you after that time: 0

Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1

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F.A.S.T system

-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves
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F.U.S.T.L.E

Future Universal Super Time Lost Empire
Wow can I only dream of a F.U.S.T.L.E
by Lolmeepmeep May 21, 2015
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