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Ezzie (Ezmeralda) 

Ellie Parks's amazing bearded dragon, who is super pretty. Her favorite food is strawberries, watermelon, and mealworms. She loves to chill, watch TV, or play Minecraft with you.
Person 1: Are bearded dragons nice?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Just go ask Ellie, about her bearded dragon, Ezzie (Ezmeralda)!

emerald splash 

can't be deflected
Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?
Esmeralda has she special in many ways, to her beautiful looks or her goofiness that brings laughter to others. But when you look into her eyes it’s like no other, as she has the most beautiful eyes you’ll ever see an how she makes others feel special with there every need. Esmeralda puts an smile on people’s face with out even knowing it, as her happiness an beauty ain’t like no other, as su belleza me vuelve loca. Shes an beast on field an off the field, she plays like the best because she is the best, best at soccer best rowing, an best at knowing that she has an place in this world. she thinks positive in the day an in the night an spreads it to others with in her sight. she’s the one, the one to careful as she’s your special one that you gotta fight for. Esmeralda as an heart like no other, an one day be an amazing mother. Keep your esmeralda nice an tight don’t let her go as she is definitely worth the fight.

esmee your beautiful an worth it all, thank you for your happiness to yourself an others, read this when times are down as you shall know your worth is priceless an shall not be let down:)

- your stalker :)
“dam guys esmeralda is hot af”
esmeralda by THE TRUE ONE 123 December 9, 2021

Emerald Triangle 

An area in Northern California that consists of Mendocino, Humbolt and Trinity counties, that is THE PRIMO area for growing Marijuana.

It grows like a weed here, especially outdoors, because the climate is PERFECT for it.
The Emerald Triangle is the place to grow weed. Wine is also a huge crop in this area. We are just counties full of "Joy".

Emerald Bay 

A great place to live if you’re a wife swapper, terrible parent, trust fund baby, Harley Roudha or any other type of rich miserable asshole.

For kind decent people and true laguna locals that place is the baine of our existence.

A place that’s truly soulless and disgusting to its core.
Wow! That guys such a piece a shit. No doubt he’s from Emerald Bay.

emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
emerald shower by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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