e-zee-ah-pol-o-jist

n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome

"We're all victims, not just the customers. I'd just like to thank them for the wonderful job they're doing at this time."

ezApologist by Captain Blue July 20, 2005

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ezApologist

(n) One who continues to stick up for someone or something despite the victim having been shafted by them. See also Stockholm Syndrome

I get so annoyed by that ezApologist saying what a great job ezBoard is doing when they're doing nothing at all!

ezApologist by Captain Blue August 8, 2005

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ezaunt

A popular greeting in New Zealand. Used to convey a friendly hello. Equivalent to saying G'day mate or Hello Govna.

Hey Mike, ezaunt. Pop me a Fosters from the chilly bin.

ezaunt by Brett Hobbiton June 14, 2015

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Ezaporated

The process of being zapped and evaporated at the sammmeee timmeeee

DAYUM SUN HE DUN JUST GOT EZAPORATED!

Ezaporated by Whutup January 23, 2011

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