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eyebrowed
You got Jeff eyebrowed, eating the last jolly rancher.
Bitch wouldnt even jack me off, damn, I'm eyebrowed!
Bitch wouldnt even jack me off, damn, I'm eyebrowed!
eyebrowed by Mike Bartelle November 15, 2006
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No eyebrowed bitches
Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.
No eyebrowed bitches by StallionDuck May 4, 2011
eyebrow raise
eyebrow raise by Starchylde June 15, 2016
Shawn Eyebrows
Eyebrows that look like Shawn Michaels' eyebrows did in the '90s. They are black, and very thick, usually resulting in a unibrow.
Shawn Eyebrows by Sbdbenjwgjfg November 10, 2014
Strong eyebrow game
"Have you seen Alex Gaskarths eyebrows?"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"
"Yeah man! He has strong eyebrow game! Have you seen Matt Smiths?"
"Dude, Matt Smiths eyebrow game is weak"
Strong eyebrow game by Sitzplinker June 15, 2014
Commander Eyebrows
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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