The most superiorgroup on the web originated from the wonderful community of Bites Only Asmr, we have a chart to celebrate everybody's Ber Days, it is founded by •Billy Eyelash• and is located in our Queen (Bites Only Asmr)'s comment section
Person 1:"Have you joined the Eyelash Clan yet?"
Person 2:"No, is that a cult?"
Person: 1"Absolutely not!"
This is what happens on the outside corner of your eyes where your eyelashes on top and bottom interweave with one another causing you to constantly use your finger as birth control and seperate them.
I kept feeling like something was in my eyes but then I realized I was only suffering from a bout of eyelash sex.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.