Eye wank 

Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.

"Eye wank?"
"Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa, YOU WANK!!!!!!"

Eye wank by Vincentenial November 26, 2004

wank eye 

a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.

have you seen the state of his wank eyes he can see behind himself bonk eye boss eyed

wank eye by cidermart February 16, 2009

wank-eye 

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it

wank-eye by Moneybags "tits" magee February 6, 2008