Eye wank

Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.

"Eye wank?"
"Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa, YOU WANK!!!!!!"

Eye wank by Vincentenial November 26, 2004

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wank eye

a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.

have you seen the state of his wank eyes he can see behind himself bonk eye boss eyed

wank eye by cidermart February 16, 2009

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Eye wank • wank-eye • eye candy • eye fuck • eye brow • Eye Rape • eye sex • eye boogers • eye of the tiger • eye bleach

wank-eye

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Lauren: uh-oh...
Steven:whats up dude?
Lauren: look its Anna...she's got wank-eye again
Steven:oh bollix...peg it

wank-eye by Moneybags "tits" magee February 6, 2008

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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