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Eye Rack 

1. Noun, the way a Southerner says "Iraq"
(Said to be the worst massacre of the nation's name)
Actual Pronunciation
Ir as in Irregular
Aq as in dark, that kinda a.

2. Boobies ya wanna take a look at
"Our great leader is punishing Eye Rack for 9/11 and Pearl Harbor," stated the Redneck,"Iran, Syria, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba, Palestinoes, France You FUCKS are next. Add MexiRican Border attackazoids to the list.

My girlfriend, Mandy, has an eye rack that I have fun playing and sucking on and massaging. Pamela Anderson's boobs b4 they shrivel up are an Eye Rack
Eye Rack by Ali Bashir February 1, 2006
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eyerackaphobia 

The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes
Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?
Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!
Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.
eyerackaphobia by Gnomish June 1, 2009