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The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes
Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?
Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!
Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.
by Gnomish June 01, 2009
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