1 definition by Gnomish

eyerackaphobia

The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes

Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?
Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!
Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.

by Gnomish June 2, 2009