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Look at these two dorks riding around town like they own the place in their convertible in this Expedia commercial. Is that really what you want your vacation to be like, a low budget/frequency imitation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas mixed with Hangover except without the drug induced hallucinations or booze? (drinking even made the guy with the glasses in Hangover seem much cooler than he actually was in real life) What kind of adventure is that? It's about as plain as it gets.
Expedia by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
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Look at these two dorks riding around in a convertible in the Expedia commercial like they own the town. That's what the people that changed the slogan of Blue Cross Blue Shield to "We Resolve to have your back" actually look like. That makes you feel real safe and secure knowing that weasel Percy and her friend Jasper are going to call up their friend Horace to intervene if you have any problems, so that nothing bad will happen to you.
Expedia by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Expeditiously 

He texted and she replied Expeditiously
Expeditiously by Khussle April 28, 2019

expedite this letter 

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .
you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !
expedite this letter by - k November 29, 2022

Expedition Hope 

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.
(v) to make things quicker; to facilitate.
This is a word that many flight attendants use to make themselves sound as if they have actually graduated from high school. They seem to think it is especially effective if it is combined with other words used only by people who are trying to sound smart.
Sir, if you would please help expedite the boarding process by placing your bag into the overhead compartment and taking your seat.
expedite by Echo24 September 18, 2008

expecially 

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"
I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"