eXistent 

An awesome, un-signed band from Clinton, IA.

"My dreams linger in my empty mind. My soul screams of sorrows that I can't hide. And when I'm searching for you to bring me up. I find that I'm alone dancing by myself" - Faint, Verse 1 from their album, eXistent.

eXistent by Raisoke August 25, 2010

Jake's non existent pp 

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.

Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

Jake's non existent pp by pandabubble123 May 24, 2019

suck my non-existent dick 

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

suck my non-existent dick by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

Non existent by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Non-existent

Every guy's pp

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

Non-existent by Ino no sqaure May 5, 2020

non-existent wang 

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

non-existent wang by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010