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Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.
EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?
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excuse me what the fuck

when i read definitions on this site.
Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck

Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.
"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

Excuse me but what the fuck 

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.
“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual
EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?! 

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat
person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
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