ewl 

variant of ew

ewl, gross!

ewl by Brian_C December 17, 2008

Ewl 

A ewl is a large beast which mainly consumes petrol and oil but there are some with diets made up from human waste (rubbish). Some adult ewls can way many tones and young ones when they hatch can sometimes be grams, a baby ewl is called a dinky in some countrys. Even though some ewls are magnificent and are put in awsome shows, it doesnt mean these beasts are not extremly dangerous (because they are) ewls account for all fatal road fatalities in the world alone! A Ewl will lay eggs after a buck ewl and a doe ewl mate, the femle (darbage Ewl) will lay her eggs in a tip.

p.s the darbage Ewl is just one of many ewl spiecies and not all ewls share the same breading grounds.

The first Ewl was discovered early in the 1900s and since then many new species have been found, more species are still being found today.

The term Ewl is used these days to promote enviromental awarness
e.g
Brian- Everyone needs to be like a Ewl
Wilson- how?
Brian- by going to a tip and getting rid of your rubbish to make it a bit cleaner on the streets, ok everyone?
Wilson-ok then!!
Fred- nay good idea im guna act like a ewl and be clean.

Ewl by Brian jame's fury May 27, 2009

Ewl 

It means to be considerate and to keep to the left if one desires to go to the East West Line.

Origin
Early 2000s: from early modern english ewl or french éwl. Coined by philosopher, Pallavi Ram Jamelia Shrestha. In late November, whilst exploring the subways and the concrete jungle of Singapura, Pallavi was exploring with her significant other and they came across a sign, it looked foreign to both of them. It was then and there that ewl was created. Through the curiosity of two individuals that had brains of 5 year olds.

Please keep to your left when walking in the mrt! Don't you know how to be ewl!

Ewl by liacj November 30, 2021

Ewlk 

Used by a superior genre of people to express disgust or dislike in a particular person, place, thing, or idea. Usually accompanied by a sour expression, hindrance sneer, or quick change of subject. Desperate Wannabees may attempt to catch on to this particular "slang" but must be immediately shut out, frowned upon, and ridiculed.

"Wait... that's your actual mother? Ewlk."

"Jamol has two mothers? Ewlk!"

"I don't know what made him run away. I pulled down my panties and opened my legs and all he said was 'ewlk'."

"Ewlk. You can't just ask someone why they won't fedunk you, Karen."

"Have you SEEN "Shrek" and "Fiona"? Ewlk!"

Ewlk by Santwon July 5, 2006

Ewle Tool 

A pathetic, obnoxious, convoluted, annoyance known to haunt the outer fringes of several major communities.

Wow, everyone hates you. Your such a Ewle Tool.

Ewle Tool by Anono March 31, 2004

ewle 

(1) A fat fuck that thinks shes hot shit. (2) Someone that says something, but doesnt have any idea what the actual topic was about. (3) A rhino.

Man ewle is a fat fuck... DUDE THAT EWLE WAS HUGE!.. WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE TO EWLE EVEYRTHING

ewle by Tal-ev Osimao November 7, 2004

ewll

To describe a state of grossness. For extra emphasis simply add more l's.

Ewll, I dropped my snow cone.
EWLLLLL, Your snow cone feel on my foot. It's squishy.

ewll by John Smoe June 28, 2007