ewle Share definition Flag (1) A fat fuck that thinks shes hot shit. (2) Someone that says something, but doesnt have any idea what the actual topic was about. (3) A rhino. Man ewle is a fat fuck... DUDE THAT EWLE WAS HUGE!.. WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE TO EWLE EVEYRTHING ewle by Tal-ev Osimao November 7, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the ewle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch