Ewic

Ewic aka Slick Rick aka Bandaid aka Curls...To hook up with an ugly chick that you don't know.

Dude, did you see how drunk that kid was...he pulled an Ewic last night and boned her rotten.

by Newman October 24, 2004

Ewic

A morbidly obese persom

Ivory: *buys 3 matcha lattes and 4 chai tea lattes from starbucks*

Jayla: “you’re actually an ewic.”

Ivory: dies from type 3 diabetes

by JojoPee December 8, 2024

Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023