Definitions by Apartfromthat
Fwantic Forster
What a Top Lad Ewic becomes when he loses his Alcatel every three weeks. He is so desperate not to lose touch with his latest hot young guy in nice blue jeans that he phones virtual strangers ten times a day to beg for his number.
Fwantic Forster by Apartfromthat October 12, 2023
Top Lad Ewic
A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Top Lad Ewic by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023