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A girl in her late teens that would like nothing better than Hilary Clinton to become the next President of the United States.
"Check that Ewalsh standing on the corner in the ghetto with a sign yelling about how great Hilary Clinton would be as President!"
Ewalsh by dmurdah March 7, 2008
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ewashock 

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shock's are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.
Wow, did you see Arion beat that 15 year Mortal Kombat Vet 2 tournaments in a row? He only picked up the game 3 months ago!

Oh, thats just ewashock, he just puts on the events and is not a real player, he is just an Enhancement Talent Shock player otherwise known as a "Video Game Jobber" and plays only to fill out the brackets.

Oh ok, I understand now!!
ewashock by vVvREO August 23, 2011
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EWAShock 

A EWAShock also known as a "Video Game Jobber" is someone who makes other players look good. Unlike an actual "jobber", a EWAShock doesn't lose on purpose, but truly believes they are the best.
Person 1
"Did you go to that tournament last weekend? Man, I felt like I was in a room full of EWAShocks!"

Person 2
"That's funny, was he convinced he was still better than you after you beat him?"
EWAShock by Big Bob Schlacci August 22, 2011

Ealshadi 

A ugly flat ass hoe who gold digs and think she's pretty but she ugly af
That girl is totally an ealshadi
Ealshadi by Realgyal101 March 11, 2018
Nice Igloo! You are such an ewashko.
ewashko by Daniel Goldbach May 21, 2008
ewanshi is a beautiful girl with alot of knowledge, she's very intelligent, she can be very brave and emotional at the same time.

a very good friend, daughter, sister and wife to be.
person 1: oh my god, is that ewanshi? she's absolutely gorgeous!
person 2: i know right?!
ewanshi by ewanshi<333!! November 24, 2021
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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