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Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"
No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."
Evite Exegesis by PBMax June 13, 2008
Related Words
An electronic invitation. Much more likely to get you RSVP's than a snail mail invite. Offered by numerous online services.
"Did you just get the evite for Bill's costumer party? Who the hell is going to this thing anyway?"
evite by Pepperman September 29, 2005

Eviternity 

This refers to a span of time being longer than eternity. Basically forever and beyond.
Her: How long will you love me, Kameron?

Him: For an eviternity.
Eviternity by xMissMeow June 16, 2016
To cast a vote for eviction. A portmanteau of “vote” and “evict” coined initially by Dina Lohan of Celebrity Big Brother.
I sadly to evote the beautiful Whitney.
evote by valient_00 August 6, 2021
A special girl who is halariou, sexy and fun to be around... even though she flirts with this ph3g dave!!
I really wanna put it in EVVIE's brown eye.
evvie by brian L April 27, 2003
a mix of the words evict and vote, coined by the big brother player Derek F, who miraculously by week 5 has yet to utter the phrase "I vote to evict" correctly
Derek F: I sadly to EVOTE, the beautiful Whitney
evote by melinaskye August 5, 2021