Wife: Hey idiot we have to talk.
Husband: Oh no.
Wife: So I've decided that I can't do this anymore sorta. So I've decided to get an evorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it.
Husband: Oh no.
Wife: So I've decided that I can't do this anymore sorta. So I've decided to get an evorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it.
by evorced husband November 11, 2010
Former name for Brexit. Now that all the paperwork has been signed, the U.K. has officially divorced itself from the EU aka the rest of Europe, hence E(urope-di)vorce.
by Disinfictionary February 02, 2020