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Like a divorce but online and not official.
Wife: Hey idiot we have to talk.
Husband: Oh no.
Wife: So I've decided that I can't do this anymore sorta. So I've decided to get an evorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it.
evorce by evorced husband November 13, 2010
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Former name for Brexit. Now that all the paperwork has been signed, the U.K. has officially divorced itself from the EU aka the rest of Europe, hence E(urope-di)vorce.
After the transition period is over, Britain has finalized its evorce.
Evorce by Disinfictionary February 2, 2020
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Evorge is a ship between Evalyn and Jorge. They love each other deeply, they understand each other, and even roleplay as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, so they can show how madly in love they are with each other.
"Evalyn! I love you more than there are grains of sand!" - Jorge

"Jorge, you're honestly the best thing in my life!" - Evalyn

"Evorge is our new ship name!" - Jorge
Evorge by Tacoisnice May 27, 2019

evercentric

my def is the feeling of complete or fully whole and forever. As if in this moment i could stay forever. A moment that doesn’t feel real but makes you feel whole
staring at the stars i felt evercentric

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016