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Like a divorce but online and not official.
Wife: Hey idiot we have to talk.
Husband: Oh no.
Wife: So I've decided that I can't do this anymore sorta. So I've decided to get an evorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it.
evorce by evorced husband November 13, 2010
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Former name for Brexit. Now that all the paperwork has been signed, the U.K. has officially divorced itself from the EU aka the rest of Europe, hence E(urope-di)vorce.
After the transition period is over, Britain has finalized its evorce.
Evorce by Disinfictionary February 2, 2020
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Evorge is a ship between Evalyn and Jorge. They love each other deeply, they understand each other, and even roleplay as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, so they can show how madly in love they are with each other.
"Evalyn! I love you more than there are grains of sand!" - Jorge

"Jorge, you're honestly the best thing in my life!" - Evalyn

"Evorge is our new ship name!" - Jorge
Evorge by Tacoisnice May 27, 2019

evercentric

my def is the feeling of complete or fully whole and forever. As if in this moment i could stay forever. A moment that doesn’t feel real but makes you feel whole
staring at the stars i felt evercentric
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026