evorce

Like a divorce but online and not official.

Wife: Hey idiot we have to talk.
Husband: Oh no.
Wife: So I've decided that I can't do this anymore sorta. So I've decided to get an evorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it.

evorce by evorced husband November 13, 2010

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Evorce

Former name for Brexit. Now that all the paperwork has been signed, the U.K. has officially divorced itself from the EU aka the rest of Europe, hence E(urope-di)vorce.

After the transition period is over, Britain has finalized its evorce.

Evorce by Disinfictionary February 2, 2020

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Evorge

Evorge is a ship between Evalyn and Jorge. They love each other deeply, they understand each other, and even roleplay as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, so they can show how madly in love they are with each other.

"Evalyn! I love you more than there are grains of sand!" - Jorge

"Jorge, you're honestly the best thing in my life!" - Evalyn

"Evorge is our new ship name!" - Jorge

Evorge by Tacoisnice May 27, 2019

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evercentric

my def is the feeling of complete or fully whole and forever. As if in this moment i could stay forever. A moment that doesn’t feel real but makes you feel whole

staring at the stars i felt evercentric

evercentric by whore for fiction characters January 2, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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