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Evenwood is a place full of scruffy cunts. it’s just people over the age of 11 smoking green and sucking bongs. But don’t mess with any fucker from ‘Evenwood’ they are hard as fuck especially geezers from ‘Shirley’. Evenwoods finest is probably Matt Shield. he is short as fuck but at the same time solid as fuck.
Don’t mess with anyone from Evenwood you will surely get killed!
by jaffacake69420 November 21, 2019
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Evenwood is the biggest shit hole and is full of snakes and slags and is most known for the bowling green were the alcoholics (shannon dale) of the village go drinking and the stoners (james murdoch) smoke green (buts it’s shite.) local resident indie sutton’s house holds the most housys were people only go up for a shag especially millie graham (she loves it buts it’s a shame she doesn’t live local) as you walk around evenwood you might see 10 year olds ramping other kids on their bikes because they think they are solid as fuck, if you come to evenwood you might visit the happy shopper we’re you will be greeted by the mafias of evenwood ( robert and kumar.) there shop never has anything in but you will most likely find everyone there because they will serve 12 year olds, you can also visit the barn were you will find people shagging in the bushes and people smoking buckets underneath the peice of shit they call a barn.
Evenwood is the best place to be
by 3fatkekkys July 05, 2020
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Evenwood is known as a place full of weed smokes and more this is usually know as all the crack heads sitting in Wendy’s at Wellgarth and getting stoned out there brains ‘you not in Amsterdam luv’ but evenwood is the place to be!
Chelsea Teasdale is known as the evenwood bike as she loves a good ride and meeting a different boi every night billy is the one for her. This girl noes how to please a boy awe please she has a nunnie like a airport what is a squirter and a bomb but will have to say She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet inside and out. Chelsea is a ride or die friendship but don’t get it twisted she dosnt put up with fake friends or bs. Chelsea is a person you don’t Eva want to lose as a friend love you chels ❤️❤️
by xx.eve_jimm.xx December 09, 2019
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Evenwood is a little village full off scruffy cunts and smack-heads who smoke dope and weed 24/7 (bit like Amsterdam) evenwood is a place not to mess with they will fucking Kirb stomp ya. The place is full of milfs and drinking idiots but evenwood is the place to be !!
Did I also mention Chelsea Teasdale who has a pussy like a airport and is known as the evenwood bike, this one loves a good ride chelsea normally is chucked and bucked by boys called billy, but then billy wants more, if you want chelsea uno where to go, chelsea is a ride or die friendship and you never have a dull time with this girl she is trustworthy and always there for her friends don’t get it twisted she dosnt put up with fake friends or bs. She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet and has very big titties. She knows how to pleasee a man is is very good at then head jobs. Chelsea is the girl you don’t want to lose love you chels ❤️❤️
by xx.eve_jimm.xx December 09, 2019
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