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Evan-gelical

Noun; A person who recognizes the awesomeness that is Evan Peters.

Evan-gelicals are usually lethally beautiful girls with sharp wits and sweet personalities who are more likely to hold the door for someone than take a selfie in public. Occasionally, though, Evan-gelicals are confident males who have mad skills with girls, and who usually have dimples and kinetic smiles.

Evan-gelicals have an unwavering belief that Evan Peters should be in absolutely everything, and will often be heard uttering the phrase "Needs more Evan Peters", much as the phrase "Needs more cowbell" was applied to rock music of the olden days.

They will also Evan-gelize any non-believers in the awesomeness of Evan Peters, even regarding the infamous Carl's Jr Quicksilver commercial.

They're not a cult, but if you accused Evan-gelicals of this, they'd probably just laugh, because, how awesome was Evan Peters in AHS Cult, after all?! You just opened yourself up for an Evan-gelization!

Evan-gelicals who didn't notice how great Evan Peters was during their first viewing of American Horror Story because of his exemplary skills that allow him to disappear into a character and just become that character, but who eventually woke to his skills during a second binge watch viewing, are known as born again Evan-gelicals.
Steph: What are you being for Halloween?

Lila: Probably one of Tate's dead cheerleaders.

Steph: I didn't know you were that into Murder House!?

Lila: I wasn't! Maybe I was too young. Around Freak Show, I noticed how good Evan Peters was, and saw how the dearth of his presence left Roanoke so flat and empty. Then I went back and re-watched from the beginning, as a born again Evan-gelical! *giggles* Am I bad???

Steph: No, I think it's cute!

Lila: Yeah. Evan-gelical. It's a thing.

or

Kyle: How would you rate all the seasons of AHS?

Madison: They're all great! But as an Evan-gelical? I obviously thought Cult was the best because it had the most Evan Peters. He played, like, six people. And he was great as all of them! Roanoke was my least favorite because Evan Peters was barely in it. It just needed more Evan Peters.

or

Dan: The Fox version of Quicksilver sucks. What's with the Hot Topic outfit and the breakfast sandwich?

Ruthie: That's blasphemous! *laughs, because Evan-gelicals are cute and witty* I thought that commercial was adorable! Besides, didn't he get everyone talking and interested in the movie doing that spot? The ad worked.

Dan: *scoffs* Put enough time into thinking about a Carl's Jr ad?

Ruthie: *shrugs* Well, I'm an Evan-gelical. He can do no wrong.
Evan-gelical by purplemaid February 8, 2018

Evan Ghang 

Evan Ghang is a Korean, CEO, Zaddy who will make you want to say HELLUR SIR. Often featured on BuzzFeed videos, Evan makes not only women but also men fall in love with his broad shoulders and kind heart. His face was sculpted by the gods and just from one glance, you can feel your mouth begin to dry out as you become thirsty. Evan is a daddy from heaven, no questions asked.
Youtube Commenter: "The more I watch Evan Ghang, the more moist I become."

Evan: "Are you moist? Thank you. M O I S T." (BuzzFeed Men Read Thirsty Comments)
Evan Ghang by sksc May 19, 2018

Evan GEEDson

A particular type of Evan that has an abnormal amount of GEED like tendencies. Most love the movie titanic and eating sticks of butter.
Oh man look at that Evan, HES REALLY GEEDISH. He must be a Evan GEEDson!
Evan GEEDson by ChaneyMeister November 15, 2022

Evan Garrison

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison
Evan Garrison by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.
Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls
evan gomez by Kaine May 20, 2018

Evan Gunter 

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,
Evan Gunter is super gay af.