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eurotard 

someone so excessively pretentious (read: black turtlenecks, copy of Camus under the arm, possibly emo glasses), but has no real intelligence, is commonly referred to a Eurotard.
"Oh, so what happened in that book?"

"Well, like, I didn't actually READ it; who does that anymore? Only the unwashed proletariat and you barbaric Americans..."

"What a eurotard."
eurotard by melse July 5, 2004
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eurotard 

A retard from Europe.
at about 4am, the eurotards invade the chat room.
eurotard by Rolo Tomassi July 3, 2004

Eurotardation 

When a person of European heritage, or of direct European citizenship projects feelings of self-hate, or self-victimization. Such as anti-colonialism, anti-imperialism, or overall leftist and globalist sentiments.
A person who takes part in Eurotardation might say something like "The US is a third world country", "White men are evil", or "I love the EU".
Typically from France or Germany, the euroturd is a snobby, pseudo-intellectual european who believes they are better than all others. Though they are practically worthless they portray themselves as very important.
Jacques Chirac or any "writer" from Le Monde, most frenchmen
euroturd by Your Sisters Ass September 17, 2004
A civil servant of the European Commission or European Parliament, a supreme Eurotwat
That Euroturd is responsible for the delay in obtaining a covid vaccine within the European Union
Euroturd by Eurofeel March 3, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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