Eurotard

A Dumbass European who has 0 Knowledge about stuff everyone would be aware of, say something like "Do you speak African?" Everyone knows there is no goddamn language named African bruh.

"Wym you thought Islam is a language? Goddam eurotard."

by JustHiro December 21, 2022

eurotard

someone so excessively pretentious (read: black turtlenecks, copy of Camus under the arm, possibly emo glasses), but has no real intelligence, is commonly referred to a Eurotard.

"Oh, so what happened in that book?"

"Well, like, I didn't actually READ it; who does that anymore? Only the unwashed proletariat and you barbaric Americans..."

"What a eurotard."

by melse July 5, 2004

eurotard

A retard from Europe.

at about 4am, the eurotards invade the chat room.

by Rolo Tomassi July 3, 2004

Eurotardation

When a person of European heritage, or of direct European citizenship projects feelings of self-hate, or self-victimization. Such as anti-colonialism, anti-imperialism, or overall leftist and globalist sentiments.

A person who takes part in Eurotardation might say something like "The US is a third world country", "White men are evil", or "I love the EU".

by USAKeepsEuropeAlive August 25, 2023

euroturd

Typically from France or Germany, the euroturd is a snobby, pseudo-intellectual european who believes they are better than all others. Though they are practically worthless they portray themselves as very important.

Jacques Chirac or any "writer" from Le Monde, most frenchmen

by Your Sisters Ass September 17, 2004

Euroturd

A civil servant of the European Commission or European Parliament, a supreme Eurotwat

That Euroturd is responsible for the delay in obtaining a covid vaccine within the European Union

by Eurofeel March 3, 2021