Definitions by Eurofeel

euroshambles

The organized European Union response to a natural disaster, pandemic or economic crisis.

The European Union rollout of vaccines is a euroshambles

euroshambles by Eurofeel March 24, 2021

eurine 

The currency of the Eurozone, it is sometimes called the euro by the unenlightened.

How many eurines does that water-injected chicken from Holland cost?

eurine by Eurofeel March 11, 2021

eurotruth 

A lie purported to be a fact by a senior official of the European Union used to cast their "friends and colleagues" in an unfavorable light, in order to perpetuate the myth of European superiority to the downtrodden European taxpayer.

That the UK blocks export of covid vaccines as stated by the president of the European Council is a eurotruth and therefore a lie.

eurotruth by Eurofeel March 11, 2021

eurotake 

The theft of lifesaving vaccines by the European Union that were legally contracted to another country in order to disrupt the other country's program of vaccine rollout, in the belief that behaving in this shameful manner will obfuscate the European Union's abject failure on vaccine procurement for its own downtrodden masses.

Let's eurotake the 250,000 doses of vaccine destined for Australia so we will look good to the masses!

eurotake by Eurofeel March 7, 2021

eurospeak 

The denial of statements of less than favorable to aspects of European Union, its institutions and goals despite all evidence to the contrary, rather like newspeak in the novel 1984

Saying that the European Union does not have a propaganda agency is eurospeak

eurospeak by Eurofeel March 5, 2021

Euroturd

A civil servant of the European Commission or European Parliament, a supreme Eurotwat

That Euroturd is responsible for the delay in obtaining a covid vaccine within the European Union

Euroturd by Eurofeel March 3, 2021

Eurotwat 

A petty official of a European Union state who uses their position to delays goods sent from the UK or generally make life difficult for an UK national since Brexit.

A eurotwat at the Belgian post office has delayed delivery of my parcel by a month, that's eurohate for you.

Eurotwat by Eurofeel March 2, 2021