Etoo 

The calmest person you'll ever meet. They can be shy at first but once you get to know them they're really out going. They know how to make you feel better with their jokes and hilarious personality. Sometimes though they pretend not to care deep down they're hurting. Never hurt an Etoo
Every one needs Etoo in their life

Etoo is such a lovely person.

Etoo by Andrew Gerald November 21, 2021

Samuel Eto'o 

BEST FOOTBALLER EVER!!!!

John: yo did you see the inter milan game last night
me: yaa dude Samuel Eto'o scored like 50 goals!

Samuel Eto'o by elocer March 19, 2011

etooty 

An ecommerce site that caters mainly to men ages 20-45. Ridiculously low prices, gorgeous females, weekly contests for free stuff, and creative editorial that is updated each day. If you could create a cross breed of Playboy, HSN, South Park and Family Guy, you would have eTooty.

I got a great deal on etooty the other day.

etooty by Mr. Etooty December 11, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016