ethansexual

someone who only dates people with the name ethan, usually only the unattractive ones though

e.g. andrea

“hey andrea! what’s your type?.”

“ethan.”

“wha-?.”
“i identify as ethansexual.”

by punker-irl is my dad August 19, 2019

Ethansexual

In love with a pixelated character called Ethan Jonah Ramsey

Holy shit bro,I think I’m Ethansexual!

by Chinn0ck January 4, 2021

ethansexual

the attraction to ethan bc he’s so hot

person 1: hey what turns you on?
person 2 (me): oh i’m ethansexual soooo ethan turns me on

by ethanissohot April 4, 2022