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Essoph: means love pronounced es.sof

This love can represent both Eros, Philia, Storge, Agape, Ludus, Pragma, Philautia type of love.
My essoph, she is my essoph, you my essoph
Essoph by Laheefah January 23, 2020
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Esophagus Annihilater 

Simply a term used to describe a dong of gigantic proportion.
We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Tim’s room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!
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Essophysics 

Essophysics is the physical manifestation of a concept and their impact on reality by merely existing. Like death for instance: it causes that which is biotic to loose their biotic classification (by varying means) just by existing, and the essophysical version of said concept of death would be its abstract yet physical manifestation/conceptualization, often times which is too difficult to physically describe due to its conceptual nature.

The idea of essophysics is nearly solely existing within the SCP universe.
Friend 1: "Man, death is a really hard concept to think about from a conceptual point of view."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I'd like to take a class in essophysics to try to think of it in a more physical, understandable way."
Essophysics by Daemon2266 July 8, 2021

Eosophobia

The fear of dawn. This can be avioded providing the sufferer is asleep at dawn.

Esophagus 

1. A rude, misbehaved person.

2. Tasty to Eat
3. Someone funny/ sarcastic.
"Timmy was acting like such an esophagus today."

"Today for lunch I had an espohagus."
Esophagus by scum1234 March 3, 2017

esophoblock 

The process of eating really dry food, such as chicken or french bread, when the food becomes temporarily lodged in your throat causing a feeling similar to choking; can be fixed by drinking liquid or buttering your food!
Man 1: Hey dude you choking?
Man 2: No... I ate some dry chicken and now I have esophoblock!
Man 1: Gimme your chicken then!
esophoblock by K. Langdon December 23, 2008

esophagasm 

1.) Throwing up at the same time as having an orgasm.

A.) Receiving so much pleasure from the act of throwing up that you have an orgasm.

B.) Eating food or drinking a beverage that tastes as good coming up as it does going down.
EXAMPLES
1.) The girl was getting double teamed and had an orgasm just as the man in front gagged her and made her vomit: an esophagasm.
2.) Last night I drank so much that I had to puke to make room for more beer. It felt so good when I did that I had an esophagasm.
esophagasm by FutballFan May 4, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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