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Wen someone goes on 4 aaaaaagggeeeesss explainin sumtin dat cud hav been sed in 2 sentances.
after sum1 has jus chat shit 4 bout 10 minutes wen they cud hav sed evryting they sed in 30 secs people will often say 'essays' n laugh at dat person 4 bein foolish.
essays by da_1_n_onli_GHG January 28, 2005
Words you can keep
plural of ese. purnounced:; essays
you see a home boy you say whats up ese.
you see a lots of home boyz you say whats up essays
essays by blake killer January 8, 2009
Y the fuk do we get essays!!????? There crap n' borin n' long.......
n' sumtimes even afta spendin AGES on the damn thingz u say dey aint even gud enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wotz the point of essays??????
essays by Jade XxX November 2, 2003
“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson
Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”
Essays by Hym Iam October 24, 2022
A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.
Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.
Essays by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019

College essays

(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.
Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.
College essays by ssppuunn January 25, 2014

College essays

This is the point in your life where you pour the largest amount of bullshit you can muster into a paper. And then send it to colleges.
Senior 1: Hey dude you started on your college essays?
Senior 2: Yeah I don't even wanna read it over man it's such pure bullshit
Senior 1: Yeah man me too dude let's just get this shit done over with
College essays by AKewlName October 20, 2013
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