Essais 

A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.

Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please

Essais by You’re conscious December 8, 2017

Video essayist 

A term used by insecure and/or pretentious YouTubers who owe their fame and succes to posting YouTube clips but who think the term "YouTuber" is beneath them as soon as they publish a publish a book.

An extraordinary debut from Hugo Award finalist & video essayist Lindsay Ellis.

Video essayist by Dehaene August 2, 2020

elsaism

A language understood by an elite, minority few. Whereby a word meaning something altogether something else becomes the word intended.

the elsaism used in that sentence is not a typo.
Ahave is an elsaism for have; other elsaisims also seen as heath and ares. That is truly an elsaism.

elsaism by Wiskycoo July 29, 2008

College essays

(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.

Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.

College essays by ssppuunn January 25, 2014

ESSPISSY 

A cool new way of expressing how spicy something is. For people who can't handle even the smallest amount of hot sauce and knows just how extreme it can get if you don't consume buckets of water IMMEDIATELY.

"I have the best mild chicken for lunch, would you care for some"

"Sure.. OMFGOTZ ESSPISSY!!!!!!!!!!!"

ESSPISSY by Hanna Bebb October 17, 2006

Esais 

A good guy. Sometimes hard to understand. Can get very upset over the littlest things if you don't watch out. If you ever marry an Easis than you are The luckiest person in the world.

Esais was upset yesterday because Brittney didn't tell him her secret.

Esais by Callie_cole7 June 14, 2018

essayspike 

The one helps in essays

Essayspike is one of the top services around.

essayspike by TaYaniaAAaa August 3, 2021