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That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho
Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.
Essaie by cheifsossa June 11, 2020
the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!
Essien my nephew.
essien by Auntie Wendy September 16, 2013
Related Words
Essaie • essie • esaie • Essayed • essai • Essaedi • Essage • essayen • essieaddison • essied
A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.
Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please
Essais by You’re conscious December 8, 2017

essieaddison 

essieaddison is a perfect fan page for Addison Rae, on TikTok. Her name is Amelie and she has 67.1K followers at the moment. Go follow her!! Her videos are amazing 😻
- I’m watching videos of essieaddison!
- really? Ima follow this bad bish!
essieaddison by Anonyme 😻 October 9, 2021
Whoever bears this name is destined to suck at the amazing game called Fortnite.
Reyna: did you hear that Essiet lost in Fortnite again?

Malani: yeah, he really sucks at Fortnite.
Essiet by billy bob jr69 June 12, 2018
When you tryna say message but you aint got no lips.
Say fa(m) essage me later and well hit uh(up) Arena of Ashra.
Essage by ShotsyHP October 9, 2017
friend, see wordhomie/word
what's up essie?
essie by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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