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Eskimo E

Marijuana. This is what it sounds like when you are speaking about it in front of kids and you don't want to say the word so you spell it out.
Mom: Honey, did you get a chance to talk to Joe about getting some S-M-O-K-E?

Dad: Yes, dear, but he's in wait mode.

Kid: Mom, what is eskimo e?
by bhaktij July 2, 2011
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eskimo explosion

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
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Eskimo Envy

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.
This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.
by editorjeff July 8, 2010
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Eskimo Eyepatch

When you jizz in a girls eye, making it impossible for her to see out of that eye, making a patch shaped puddle of jizz.
She looked like a pirate when I gave her an eskimo eyepatch.
by Phatern24 July 10, 2010
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Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.
Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result
by Herr Seifenblasen May 7, 2016
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Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.
My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.
by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009
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Eskimo eating out

The act of using one's nose to pleasure a vagina as if it were a tounge
Woah! i just finished eskimo eating out Janie and she came in my nose!
by stevielicks September 25, 2011
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