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the escape artist 

When a testicle moves up and is pushed up into the area above the penis, behind the pubic area. This back door results in an empty scrotum and a bulge will occur in the pubic region. This can occur when sitting on the toilet with an awkward position or during/after lots of sex.

This has been dubbed "the escape artist" or "the Houdini"

*Caution* if trying to attempt this trick slight discomfort may occur and possible permanent lodging can happen. It is recommended that you do not attempt to force your balls where they do not belong unless they disappear on their own.
Dude guess what! I was taking a fat crap the other day and one of my balls pulled the escape artist and I started freaking out!!!
the escape artist by Firehawk3 April 24, 2007

The Escape Artist 

When you are doing a girl from behind in front of a window, have a buddy with similar cock size hiding in the other room. After going at it for a while switch out with him, go around to the window and wave at your girl.
Friend 1: Dude, me and my buddy gave my girlfriend the escape artist last night. You should have seen her face!

Friend 2: HAHAHAHA

Emotional Escape Artist 

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.
"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

<.7.9.7.6.>Agua Splash Is An Escape Artist's Dogma<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Agua Splash Is An Escape Artist's Dogma<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Agua Splash Is An Escape Artist's Dogma<.7.9.7.6.>

Escape Artists Addicted To Geolocational Trajectory 

Escape Artists Addicted To Geolocational Trajectory
Escape Artists Addicted To Geolocational Trajectory

Escape Artistry Starts At 6.29ms & Ends In 5 Hours 

Escape Artistry Starts At 6.29ms & Ends In 5 Hours
Escape Artistry Starts At 6.29ms & Ends In 5 Hours
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