Ert indicates that something is stupid. Kind of like "DUH", or a more tolerant version of "that's so gay."
by Typography September 22, 2008
by Joe SY October 12, 2017
a werd derived from "art". it has now turned into a language and a religion and is presently planning on world domination. talking ert includes using the "er" sound in every word.
sass: yer bern, wert erp? (yo ben, what up?")
ben: nerthin serse, her bert yer?(nothing sass, how bout you?)
ben: nerthin serse, her bert yer?(nothing sass, how bout you?)
by hobbit April 30, 2003
Fairfield County, CT
The most versatile word (sound) in language.
1: Used as the word "not"
2: Used to point out ignorance
3: Said as an insult to poke fun at someone
4: Said when somebody says something stupid, overly cocky, or untrue
5: To indicate sarcasm.
Pronunciations:
urt, eurt, ERT, errrrttttttt
The most versatile word (sound) in language.
1: Used as the word "not"
2: Used to point out ignorance
3: Said as an insult to poke fun at someone
4: Said when somebody says something stupid, overly cocky, or untrue
5: To indicate sarcasm.
Pronunciations:
urt, eurt, ERT, errrrttttttt
As "Not":
"Derby is a pretty sick town dude they have these huge bangers in the middle of fucking nowhere, where all these awesome sketchy kids can congregate and talk about their new guns or trucks or how much oxycontin they snorted last night....ERRT"
"Sounds even worse than monroe"
Pointing out ignorance:
"I think she's pretty sexy"
"Ert last night alone she blew four guys in the bathroom"
Making fun of someone:
"Last night I was so drunk I just couldn't get it up"
"Euurt"
Pointing out something stupid:
"We went 10-0 on the table and I made ten shots a game but it was after everyone was passed out or blackout and no one saw me do it."
"I bet...errrt."
Indicating Sarcasm:
""That bright yellow '99 dodge neon is pretty sick...ERT"."
"Derby is a pretty sick town dude they have these huge bangers in the middle of fucking nowhere, where all these awesome sketchy kids can congregate and talk about their new guns or trucks or how much oxycontin they snorted last night....ERRT"
"Sounds even worse than monroe"
Pointing out ignorance:
"I think she's pretty sexy"
"Ert last night alone she blew four guys in the bathroom"
Making fun of someone:
"Last night I was so drunk I just couldn't get it up"
"Euurt"
Pointing out something stupid:
"We went 10-0 on the table and I made ten shots a game but it was after everyone was passed out or blackout and no one saw me do it."
"I bet...errrt."
Indicating Sarcasm:
""That bright yellow '99 dodge neon is pretty sick...ERT"."
by TGK_AllDay October 12, 2010
(n.) Used frequently inside circles of theme park/roller coaster enthusiasts, it is an acronym meaning "exclusive ride time." For clubs and organizations, the park will open either allow members in earlier than the advertised time or allow them to stay in the park after the advertised time. Not all the rides will necessarily be open, however the ones that are are usually the high-profile, E-ticket rides.
by Samuel Greenbaum January 04, 2010
A word that is said to someone that is being super cocky, arrogant, conceited, and full of themselves. When someone acts this way in a social situation you yell "ERT"
Angie: Christina, aren't you gonna get in trouble for wearing that dress?
Olivia: No she won't, but I did once because I actually have big boobs
Christina and Angie: ERT!
Matt: I'm soo good at football
Football team: ERT
Olivia: No she won't, but I did once because I actually have big boobs
Christina and Angie: ERT!
Matt: I'm soo good at football
Football team: ERT
by QueeenofERT March 14, 2010