Engineers say: Acronym for "Engineers Rule The World!"
But inside them, they know that it's really: "Engineers Rarely Touch Women..."
"I want to be an engineer... Sex can wait! ERTW!"

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
by NGINEER November 11, 2010
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Acronym for "Engineers Rarely Touch Women"
If ERTW, how do they reproduce? Or did mechanical engineers make a machine for that?
by kjfhsgkhnwip March 10, 2008
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