Eroni is one of the most sweetest girls in the entire world! She will definitely give up a date for a girls day not only is she a nice girl she is drop dead gorgeous all guys go for her ;) she is sweet on the inside but also very outgoing and CrAZy I’m telling you she will make you laugh till you puke. She has beautiful brown hair and gorgeous green and blue eyes that will make you have butterflies. Once you see her you won’t be able to undo the beauty of her face. But don’t get me wrong if you get on her bad side there’s no getting her back if you ever meet an Eroni make sure to keep her close and never let her go.
The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunsettoday?
word similar to moronic, but related to false/fraudulent accounting practices. When a financial transaction is so bad, stupid, or illegal that it was made by a moron but needs an enhanced definition to emphasis the criminal intent of the decision like the accounts at the bankrupt Enron Corporation. It can also be used for anything stupid that is also criminal
Can you believe accounting told us to make that change. It is enronic, we will be lucky not to end up in jail.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.