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Polyphemus: I made polites yall!
Polites by #1_MSI fan January 28, 2026

Tom Polites 

Famous twitch streamer Tom Polites who is mostly know for his beautiful boobs.
Did you feel Tom Polites boobs? They are so soft.
Tom Polites by northhhhhh July 1, 2021

Politischool 

A school system where all decisions are political and renders the entire educational environment stagnant and regressive. An atmosphere characterized by an uneducated school board who makes decisions based on what is politically popular than what is correct for children.
This type of mindset and action leaves the system in a hopeless state of confusion.
Teacher#1: "What is the name of that school where the school board is the laughing stock of Oklahoma?"

Teacher#2: "Pawhuska, Oklahoma. That place is nothing but a mess of good old boy politics."

Teacher#1: "What a politischool crap hole!"
Politischool by skypie October 12, 2011

Polite Acquaintance Zone 

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.

Polite Cat 

Polite Cat, also known as He Looks Very Polite, refers to a reaction image of a cat named Ollie looking at the camera with what has been described as a "polite" expression. The image is also associated with a series of photoshop exploitables featuring mock text message conversations between a landlord and a prospective renter. In the conversation, the landlord tells the renter that they do not allow pets. However, after the renter sends a picture of the pet, the landlord makes an exception, stating that the pet looks polite.
that polite cat looks very polite :)
Polite Cat by AntisocialWeeb August 1, 2018
niceness. saying the words "thank you" "excuse me" and "please".
don't be rude; be polite.
polite by tanyawesome October 17, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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