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A retarded way of the English language, such as claimed "typos" when they were never corrected
Damn Beckett, I didn't know that your retarded ass spoke Englesh
Englesh by icewallowpis September 21, 2020
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Englorsh 

This word is when you forget how to say the word "English"
Englorsh by yeet me off of a cliff November 21, 2019

ernglish 

1:What forgen people speak when they are learning english.

2:English that people speak with heavy acsents.
ernglish

1:I use crap bowl, yes? (I gota take a shit)

2:änd sshe kame tu mie huuse and herrr kick mi dogg
(and she came to my house and kicked my dog)
ernglish by DieHardDeus September 11, 2005

Eurnglursh

The language similar to English, only slightly different.
"Ermegerwd, Eurnglursh Clersh iz sher herd." Translates roughly to; "Oh my god, English class is so hard."
Eurnglursh by Blakehooper123 October 25, 2015

Engershite 

A way people of different nationalities express their hatred of England and their fans bad sportsmanship. Used as if it is the name of a country rather than an insult, which would have all lowercase. (Unless it started the sentence.)
"I can’t believe Engershite won against Denmark."

"Engershite dived their way to the final."
Engershite by Elqxir December 28, 2021
A common way to misspell the word "English" while typing incredibly fast.
"Your Englesh isn't like the Englishing of the Englisher."
Englesh by stillsleeppyy September 23, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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