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The sweetest, most loving, fun, and eccentric individual. Ermek's love is for life, and their playfulness is irresistible. An open communicator and free spirit, Ermek is sensitive to the moods around them and the first to comfort and heal any aching soul in their proximity. They understand both others and themselves. Feisty, charming, and profoundly mature all at once. Every day they will bring pure joy to your life. It is a pleasure and a gift to have Ermek in your life.
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R. Lee Ermey 

The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call."

Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches.

Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual.
"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
R. Lee Ermey by Nicky J September 27, 2004
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R. Lee Ermey 

The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
R. Lee Ermey by Not a Real Marine October 18, 2010
A beautiful girl. She cannot see her beauty and is so insecure. She may not believe it but so many find her just wonderful and beautiful. She is a hard one to get. So goofy and funny, will come up with the weirdest things. If she had more confidence, she would shine even more. She is a popular girl, but knows her true friends. A guy that is with her will never stop smiling.
Guy : Wow who is that? Shes..
Guy2: Stunning? Yeah. Thats Ereka
Ereka by crench67 May 29, 2014
Person 1: omg look it’s eriek
Person 2: damn he’s a pedo
eriek by Faiza N. December 23, 2017
A hand signal in which you hold down your ring finger with your thumb so only your pinky, middle finger and index finger are up. It means: Peace, Love and Unity
I used the 'Emeka' as I walked past some people fighting

I used the 'Emeka' to calm down the crowd

I used to 'Emeka' as I marched down the street in the peace parade.
Emeka by SamYoung June 4, 2011

Kus Emek 

A curse word, used in Hebrew as well as Arabic, meaning Your mothers pussy.
The full explanation is to curse the moment that someone came out of their mother, the fact that they were even born. Also can be used as a reply
"kus Emek, i have a test on monday"
"kus Emek,Ya Ben Zona"- An elaboration
Kus Emek by Eleanor Cohen March 20, 2005