Erk

The name of a really talented, handsome, and fantastic individual. Commonly mistaken for, but not limited to: God, Jesus Christ, The president, or King Erk III. Also known as the king of the watering hole, the head honcho, the big cheese, or the boss.

James: Wow! I saw Erk at the store and i was lucky enough to get his autograph!
Derek: No way! Your so lucky!

by Mynamesnotrick6000 July 20, 2010

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to bother; get on ones nerve; to aggrevate.

You need to stop ERKing me.
That song erks me.

by Naz/Cris January 29, 2009

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erk

To be bugged by someone or something.

The way that girl acts really erks me.

by Jeff Comrie October 19, 2005

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The screech of automobile tires as they round corners or in fast stops or extreme starts. Often drawn out for a second or two.

#1: 5-4-3-2-1 Erk! Roar! Top time? 10.035 seconds!
#2: "You're going to fast! Watch out for this curve....erk! Phew! That was close."
#3: "What is that!" erk! Thump thump......

by theErk January 4, 2013

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"erk" is the phonetic pronunciation of the abbreviation "IRC", which stands for Internet Relay Chat. It can also be used as a verb, meaning to chat over IRC.

John: Wanna chat on erk?
Sally: Sure!

John: Wanna erk?
Sally: mmk.

by Michael von Preußen October 21, 2011

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