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Erjona
Erjona is a loyal and beautiful woman. you can talk to her about all your problems and she will always help you. she lives with the motto "everything comes back", so be careful :)
Erjona by Anonymbaby August 16, 2019
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Erjohn • Erjon • eljohn • Erjona • Ejohnulate • eljohnrey • erjonita • Ed Johnson • E-John • Prank’em John
eljohn
You’re the most handsome and unique person I ever met. You care about the person you admire the most. The most gentlemen and you hate going to school and always late. You’re so intelligent and most quiet in class but so lazy to do works but the person you admire the most likes you too. Confess to her
Erjon
The kinkiest most amazing tumer ever, although an erjon is not a person, he is a KINKY dinosaur, if u ever meet him consider yourself VERY lucky, he is sweet, sexy, and caring, he will only hate those who hate him and will only love his girl friend :)<3
Erjon by yahhimshaa February 14, 2009
Ejohnulate
Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.
Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.
Ejohnulate by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Eljohn
Eljohn is very smart yet very lazy. He is smart enough to be top of class but so lazy to do projects. Eljohn is a very attractive and famous person, everybody admire and like him. Eljohn is very nice and an outgoing person. He enjoys being with somebody who can understand his weirdness and has the same taste. Eljohn can be selfish sometimes but he is nice
Eljohn by Iamurmaster August 19, 2021
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