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Eljohn is very smart yet very lazy. He is smart enough to be top of class but so lazy to do projects. Eljohn is a very attractive and famous person, everybody admire and like him. Eljohn is very nice and an outgoing person. He enjoys being with somebody who can understand his weirdness and has the same taste. Eljohn can be selfish sometimes but he is nice
"Did you see him? "
"who? "
"Eljohn, he's famous! "
Eljohn by Iamurmaster August 19, 2021
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She lights up every room she walks into. She is stunningly beautiful, even when she doesn't wear makeup. Eljona can make someone smile for hours, and want to be her best friend. Although she may not seem like it, she is a natural leader, with everyone wanting to listen to her. Eljona has a glow of happiness around her, making anyone she knows fall in love with her smile. She is the kind of girl that you can't get your mind off of, thinking about her when you least expect it. She may appear a little shy, but Eljona is a crazy lovable person who you can't stay mad at for long.

Boys think about her in the back of their mind, and girls want to be as good of a person as she is.No one can help but falling in love with an her, even when she is selfish. She has the best heart out of anyone you will ever know, trying her best to make sure everyone around her is happy. Some people may see Eljona as a wannabe, but they don't know that she just loves getting dressed up for the fun of style and makeup.
I cant stop thinking about Eljona
Eljona by UrbanLife<3 November 29, 2018

Ejohnulate 

Is a term used to describe an individual who ejaculates a load, typically alone but sometimes with another human, while on the toilet or in slang terms the John.
Talk about some bad luck, I decided to Ejohnulate since Marie has really been wanting a fourth kid. Since I was the only one home, I left the bathroom door open, but little did I know that as I was screaming in pleasure, Marie had installed a “security” camera in our bedroom, and it was all on tape. She followed up and asked why I didn’t scream in ecstasy when we are having sex, and I had to inform her I’ve been faking orgasms the last five years. Needless to say, we are in couples counciling, and it’s not looking good, and I really can’t afford child support.
Ejohnulate by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Erjohn is a person who is so much inlove with Honey. He is a handsome person but no egg.
Erjohn love Honey
Erjohn by Baba04 June 7, 2021
He is charming, the most hardworking and if he focus on his goal, he will strive to get it. He gives the best advices, other than that, he's very very handsome. Once you have him or hold his heart, never leave him. Focus on the goals and the future. He loves his family as well.
Be a eljon, man!
eljon by Jewul November 22, 2021
Cliche and unoriginal accusations and assumptions of a person based on their appearance that is completely incorrect.
That was very elijohn of you to say.
Elijohn by suckonthatboys September 1, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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