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Egghurts 

Suck your mum
Egghurts shea
Egghurts by Sheaduck November 5, 2020
Related Words
Erggh • egghead • ergh • egghole • egghurts • eright • erighuer • egghatch • Ëgghâüs • Egghe
eright is a word commonly used by WCMS 7th graders from the year 2018. The word originated from the way that their science teacher pronounced the word “alright”.
person 1: “i hate you you’re such an asshole”
person 2: *as loud as possible* “ERIGHT”
eright by datboija October 16, 2018

egghurts 

If you see the comment that says egg hurts

It means

Suck ...Your

Mum
Egghurts smithy
egghurts by egghurts November 5, 2020

egghurts 

If you see the comment that says egghurts

It means

Suck your.....
......
......
Mum
Go egghurts Timmy

Smithy you can go egghurts
egghurts by egghurts November 7, 2020
1. A person who is considered intellectually gifted in the field of academics. "Egghead" is usually used as college-speak to describe a brainiac.

2. A person's whose head is shaped like an egg.

Most people however, will use this word interchangeably as a pun. It has also been known that people whose heads are shaped like an egg are usually large at the top, which explains the larger brain-size.
Jackie will probably do well in that PhD program. She has always been known to be a bit of an egghead from elementary school all the way through college.
egghead by Dimplestar December 28, 2005
Used when in a state of disgust and convulsion.
"i just threw up all over the keyboard."

"ergh, that's wrong."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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