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Erection Deception 

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
Erection Deception by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
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Deception Erection 

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small
My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

erection defection 

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

Erection defection 

When you've sniffed something a little bit much
Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

election dejection

what you feel when your party/candidates didn't win
being a liberal is SC is a lesson in election dejection
election dejection by moonmade November 3, 2010

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026