Erditmaxxing, is an ultra-rare form of Looksmaxxing. In order to achieve such a high and honorable stature among the vast community of Erditmaxxers, one must rot in the scorching onion skins and be a lobotomite. Other ways of further Erditmaxxing include the high form of art and self-help, known as Poopmaxxing. A true Erditmaxxer Poopmaxxes at the gym to reach peak potential throughout the 10 minute duration of his weekly workout. This practice is rare and only used by the most committed of individuals. A common place to achieve peak Erditmaxxing potential is on the platform known as Discord, where Gooning and Racemaxxing most commonly take place. This of course is to reach the utmost peak Albanian and Aryan build.
(Katie)"Where's that noxious green gas being emitted from?" (Dana)"Oh, that's just Enrique in the corner. He's began Erditmaxxing, alongside the Non-Chalant practice of Thaeermaxxing (Popular-Loner Syndrome)."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!