equals 

A mathematical sign that shows that the total is coming right up. Every day when you do math, the = sign is necessary.

2*100=200. (Translation: two times one hundred equals two hundred.

equals by Matt11111 November 27, 2011

Equals Three

Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.

Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.

Equals Three by JimboWales August 17, 2010

equals sign tattoo 

When somebody has this tattoo (usually on their hand) it means they are usually gay, bisexual, or for equal rights of all sexualities.

"Dude look that guy has an equals sign tattoo on his hand."

"what a gay-lovin homo"

equals sign tattoo by Orchidomegaly March 19, 2006

Equals Pequals 

Equal, Even, Square.

On the same level

I had to rearrange Thursday, and now you've cancelled - so I guess we're Equals Pequals?

Equals Pequals by jskakafksnklakresdgkjldsjlak;d December 2, 2021

a squared plus b squared equals c squared 

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).

Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!

a squared plus b squared equals c squared by chochang October 27, 2011

N equals 1 

A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.

Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.

N equals 1 by ThisGuy32764 April 24, 2021

loud equals funny 

A universal untruth held only as a truthful doctrine by immature prats with no concept of proper humor.

Okay, next person to say that "loud equals funny" is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.

loud equals funny by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020