The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.
Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.
by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020
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