Epstein Barr

A virus that many musicians and singers use as an excuse for canceling concert performances.

Brandon Flowers complained of his Epstein Barr and had to cancel a show.

by Nicole F June 23, 2007

Epstein-Barr

A disease causing the condition of mononucleosis (aka mono), which is severe sore throat, fever and an enlarged spleen. It is often referred to as the "kissing disease". It is transferred from saliva, so one can get it from kissing, or sharing drinks. It is a herpes virus, same as the chicken pox (herpes zoster). This often occurs in children, but can also come up in adults. You can treat the symptoms, but the virus will always be in your system.

Yeah, so my girls got mono man. Who's she been kissing?

Yeah, so I've got Epstein-Barr after making out with her. Way to go!

by The AlliCat January 9, 2010

Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.

Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A mysteriously broken neck

Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?

by LanceHN August 21, 2019